The words 'fuck you, you psychotic basket case' were hanging on the tip of Yohji's tongue, when he was doubly interrupted...first by Ran's unfathomable reasonableness and secondly by the unexpected ringing of his cell phone.

Seriously, how the hell did Ran manage to stay diplomatic in the face of such grating assholery?

...Oh that's right. He'd already gotten the chance to punch Ken. That would definitely help.

"Stop projecting your fantasies on me," Yohji flipped Ken off as he snapped open his phone. "Heya, good looking," he answered cheerfully.