Sunday 1.4 Boredom
Jan. 23rd, 2007 01:15 amSchuldich flicked television channels with the intensity of either a butterfly on amphetamines or someone who wasn’t really watching television to watch. It was noise. It was half of a distraction
Schuldich was trying to avoid mustering the energy to go and seek out the other half of a distraction. Preferably something that contained caffeine and was brought to him by someone entertaining.
Boredom was a terrible state of existence.
Maybe he could convince Crawford to invest in order out lattes. They would be all the rage.
The couch cushion he was lounging on had a lump. And that was the least of his current complaints.
It hadn’t been his idea to wake up in time to catch the kiddie shows that aired in that useless bit of time between breakfast and lunch. In a perfect world he would be asleep until his sloth pissed someone off. Then, having been woken up, he could muster all the self righteous indignation necessary to make a Sunday interesting.
His grand plans had been ruined by the histrionics of the barely teenaged wench across the street. Apparently everyone had to know how distressed she was that Big Blond and Handsome had decided to date Big Breasted and Slutty instead of her. Why couldn’t females rail against unkind fate at a decent hour?
The next person who walked through the living room was going to make him coffee. Only that, and not having to do it himself, would placate his lethargic ire.
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Date: 2007-01-23 10:47 pm (UTC)Juggling a few of his throwing knives with enviable dexterity, he walked from his sparse bedroom into the living room, instantly spotting Schuldig's eye-searing mane.
"Morning, my lovely."
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Date: 2007-01-24 04:56 am (UTC)Maybe today he would try 'amiable disdain'.
He greeted Farfarello with a raised eyebrow and smirk, and then uncurled from the couch as he heard the unmistakable sound of coffee preparation. The Great Provider had come to save him from a slow, decaffeinated death.
If he was lucky, Farfarello would do something interesting with one of those knives and provide entertainment to go along with breakfast.
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Date: 2007-01-24 04:30 am (UTC)Crawford walked in from his office, prompted by a vision involving Schu, Farfarello and a game of catch using very sharp objects. To keep the mayhem to a minimum (bloodstains are such a bitch to remove from carpeting) he left the sanctity of his office to put in a leaderly appearance.
"No ordering in of anything," he said before Schu could even open his mouth. "Or don't you recall the last delivery boy to come here? I do *not* want any news articles to point attention our way."
Crawford set up the coffee maker, his movements hampered by a hovering telepath behaving very much like a cat attracted by the sound of a can opener. It was a shame Schuldig's speedy reactions spared him the elbow jabs. One of these days Crawford would get the drop on him.
Coffee in hand, Crawford sipped thoughtfully, watching over the rim Schuldig and Farfarello and wondering how long before the boredom of not having a job would drive those two to do something outrageous. Unfortunately, his internal eight ball said, "Outlook hazy. Try again later."
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:07 am (UTC)Schuldich sniffed, trying to sort out whether Crawford was brewing the good stuff, of skimping and tossing the supermarket swill into the pot. Dodging unnecessary nudge after nudge, Schuldich decided to settle back and wait, though not before making his displeasure known. “Someone woke up on the wrong side of the desk this morning.”
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Date: 2007-01-24 05:14 am (UTC)"I was working, unlike some who think channel surfing earns a paycheck. And, speaking of morning, what are doing up this side of noon?"
Crawford's smile was maliciously wicked, his fatigue chased away by the joy of baiting the telepath.
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Date: 2007-01-24 11:17 am (UTC)Opening the freezer, he grabbed two blueberry toaster waffles, butter spread from the fridge, and grabbed a plate to keep crumbs off the table. He sat down and began buttering the waffles.
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Date: 2007-01-24 02:40 pm (UTC)Farfarello had been acting so...normal of late, if anything, disturbingly cheerful. Crawford had to wonder if there was a body he didn't know about somewhere.
Shelving that thought for later, Crawford turned instead to his own breakfast, namely the morning paper that went with his coffee.
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Date: 2007-01-24 03:30 pm (UTC)He hurried to finish buttering the still-frozen waffles--they were no good if the ice melted too much. They just got soggy and unpleasant. Satisfied, he picked one up and crunched into it.
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Date: 2007-01-27 05:37 am (UTC)Waiting until Crawford had retrieved his coffee, and was safely at the table, Schuldich plastered his best fawning simper onto his face. “What? Didn’t you already know I would be awake early today, oh Fearless Leader? I didn’t think anything slipped past your omniscience.”
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Date: 2007-01-27 10:18 pm (UTC)To cover his unease, Crawford smiled back at Schuldig.
"On occasion, I ignore snippets of your future. What's that saying Nagi picked up from his online buddies? Ah yes, TMI."
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Date: 2007-01-28 04:15 pm (UTC)As much as Schuldich hated admitting when he was beaten, he really had to concede the win for this bit of early morning sniping went to Crawford.
Not that Schuldich intended to admit defeat with any sort of grace. Baring his teeth in the feral cousin of a proper smile, Schuldich turned his back to the table and started to rifle through the fridge in search of leftover takeout to eat for breakfast.
He would concede the win, but damn if he would let Crawford have the last word.
“TMI would be letting you know what the widow across the hall thinks of your ass.”
Ah ha! Someone’s left over noodles that had, most likely, not been in there long enough to grow sentient. Schuldich pulled the slightly battered bit of Styrofoam from the back of the fridge, snagged a fork and ambled back to the living room. Eventually someone would come up with something to do. he wasn’t there to make the decisions. At least not in any obvious way.
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Date: 2007-01-28 09:09 pm (UTC)Leaving Farfarello to finish crunching his waffle...popscicles, Crawford went to the living room. He found Schuldig savaging the scavenged noodles. It reminded him why they didn't go out to eat much in the fine places he liked to dine.
"I want to know what is going on with Weiss. We know they survived, but are they in any condition to cause us trouble? You, and Farfarello, too, if you think he will behave, will go on a little reconnaissance mission. Just watch. Do not play. Do not let yourself be discovered."
The last was said with chilly command and a warning glare not to make a flippant comment.
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Date: 2007-01-29 02:34 am (UTC)He sighed, and got to his feet, brushing crumbs off his fingers and depositing his plate in the half-empty dishwasher. He stood a moment in thought, and decided he didn't want to just go along with this plan, even though it was only a cheesy little mission.
Slipping silently out of the kitchen and into the foyer, he stuck his feet in his boots and buckled them up. Then he grabbed a jacket and noiselessly opened the front door, exiting just as quietly. Then, he took off running. Hopefully he'd be able to get hopelessly lost before they noticed he'd gone. He wasn't as fast as Schuldig could be, but he was faster than most humans. Rosenkreuz' scientists had seen to that.
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Date: 2007-01-29 02:41 am (UTC)The kitchen was empty. Crawford went swiftly through every room. Farfarello was nowhere to be found, and although he strained his gift to the point of near blacking out, Crawford couldn't "see" a damned thing.
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Date: 2007-01-30 04:57 am (UTC)“Farf? Behave? Me? Not play? C’mon. you don’t need precognition to realize those stipulations would survive about a block.”
Schuldich stood, stretched, and shed languid amusement and his cavalier couch side manner for a viciously intensity. “So where are they? No one expect an assassin to go spying in broad daylight. And on a Sunday, no less.”
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Date: 2007-01-30 07:26 am (UTC)"Farfarello has gone. See if you can find him, Schuldig. Telepathically or by searching in broad daylight, as you put it," Crawford snapped crisply.
"As for Weiss' location, I'll see what Nagi can uncover."
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Date: 2007-02-01 04:35 am (UTC)And caught some kittens nearby his errant team mate, like some sort of cosmic bonus for being a good boy and doing what he was told.
“Have dinner ready. I’m gonna want dinner when I get back. Good luck with Nags.” No point in taking away the kids computer fun by saying he had found a kitten or two.
Schuldich grabbed his jacket and walked off, looking almost distressingly pleased with himself.
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Date: 2007-02-01 08:46 pm (UTC)Dinner?
Crawford pinched the bridge of his nose hard. He could feel the threads of control slipping through his fingers. It seemed the tighter he squeezed, the more they slipped.
Crawford was *pissed*. Along with the control, he felt a lessening of respect, at least they way it used to be. That thought was enough to give him pause. Did he really want things the way they used to be? Did he want to garner respect through fear? Hadn't they fought to free the entire team from just that very thing? He had some thinking to do.
Dinner. Schuldig would get his dinner along with the rest of them. Perhaps it was time to change tactics.
An idea blossomed and along with it a truly snarky smirk to rival his usual. Dinner should be interesting. Dessert would be the deciding factor.
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Date: 2007-01-29 02:54 pm (UTC)A few more moments pass and with a sense of inevitability, Nagi gets to a stopping point in the current program he is working on and turns away from his computer. Its late enough now that he expects Crawford to beckon like the much competent leader that he is of such a well honed team of experts.
Nagi goes to the closet for a change of clothes as he realizes that sarcasm is really lost when you're the only one hearing it inside your own head. But maybe Schu was listening in this time and he could get a chuckle out of that.
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Date: 2007-01-30 07:19 am (UTC)Never mind, Crawford told himself. There were more important matters at hand than past infractions. Farfarello had disappeared, worrisome to be sure, and Crawford still wanted a recon on Weiss. It was possible that Nagi could use his hacking skills to locate their new base of operations or even just recognize Bombay's signature in a bit of programming.
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Date: 2007-01-31 07:51 pm (UTC)Nagi really had to question his thinking lately. Since the tower collapse he had been thinking a lot more violently. It could be his continued co-habitation with the members of his team but maybe it was the burst of energy expelled at the last battle had sparked something inside him. A normal person would claim it to be normal teenage hormones but there was nothing else normal in his life so why should that be the first.
After a moment to collect his composure, Nagi signaled for Crawford to enter his room with a less irritated grunt than he wanted. He made a scene of walking over to his computer and turning it off in hopes that Crawford would understand that he was tired of hacking for info.
He finished closing his jacket and turned to Crawford with a blank look on his face. "Is there something you need right now? Weren't the others supposed to be going somewhere?"